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Normally, it’s boxing news that stays rent-free in my memory. This week, however, it’s not the punches of Anthony Joshua or Tyson Fury that hit hard, but it's all the different news concerning Greenland. You wouldn’t expect it — probably because of my addiction to Flemish fries. And perhaps my last name makes you think of Friesland straight away. Subconsciously, I always felt different. With my parents being… let’s say unique, I needed certainty. Just to be sure, I did a DN

Triplets. A brand-new Land Cruiser.  A Penthouse on the Gold Coast.  A Masamune collection, and a Sea-Doo RXP-X. The goals for 2026 are set.  Although my love for fireworks has faded, I want to go all in this year. I’ll admit it: I belong to the group of people who wake up on January 1st convinced they have superpowers. A list of new habits to become a better version: Nick 2.0! Those who know me well might find it hard to imagine, but yes—Nick Haitsma also has areas that coul

“Do you have the money with you?” “Yes. I have it.” He takes the money and opens his bag. I glance over my shoulder and quickly stuff the wrapped blocks into my black sports bag. Most of my neighbours were two or three years older than I was. Being the youngest, I quickly moved up the food chain—from sparklers to firecrackers, thunder shockers turned upside down, and Roman candles thrown into a circle to create a kind of Russian roulette effect: never knowing which direction

One moment a blessed honeymoon, one moment nightmares of Identity Fraud…? I look at my watch. Thirty minutes already? What is going on? Extra security? Why? Abruptly, I’m sent to a separate counter. My passport gets scanned three times. Simple control questions turn into something that feels like an interrogation.  Tuesday, we arrived in Australia! My first thought: what a fantastic country.  As a kid, I always saw on TV how strict they are at the airport. Just to be safe, I

Srake lu oeru txo livu txewìng nì’aw.For those who might be wondering: unfortunately, I don’t speak Thai. Someone actually turned the film language from Avatar  — Na’vi — into an official, fully developed language. I’m still looking for a study buddy…Even though the Avatar  deadline is getting closer, so is our Thailand adventure that comes to an end—for now. The highlights were riding through the mountains in search of Buddhist temples. Beauty, calmness, gratitude, and nirva

Sinterklaas and the Finnish Independence Day are already behind us—unfortunately, no chocolate letters or Karelian pies for me this year. Even more painful: this will be my very first Christmas without family. Gourmetten  will be traded for an Australian BBQ, and the Finnish snow will be swapped for 30 degrees on the Gold Coast. Despite missing both families, I’m counting down the days with great anticipation. What am I waiting for? I can already hear my mom guessing: “Probab

Who would’ve ever thought I’d end up shivering on my scooter, fleeing for my life in Thailand? A police chase? A herd of savage wild dogs? Notorious robbers? Or something far more dangerous… 🚨⚠️🚨 The day starts well — okay… maybe the heat could’ve dialed it down a bit. Sweat runs down my back while I wait with my scooter at the traffic light. Luckily, I have my wide, elephant-style T-shirt on — nice and airy. And honestly, I shouldn’t complain, because one of my favorite ho

Thailand — the land of smiles. I once read that it officially means land of the free. The only country in Southeast Asia that’s never been colonized. Maybe thanks to Muay Boran? Some places you only need to visit once. Thailand is not one of them. This is our second time here, and somehow I love it even more. The country of unbelievable nature, Muay Thai, Buddhism, 15,000+ Seven-Elevens (Albert Heijn, where you at?), and of course, incredible people. Our hotel staff needs a 5

The honeymoon has officially begun. A romantic trip to Paris? Venice? Fiji?  Better: my favorite region in the world — Southeast Asia!   And technically, Australia too. I can’t be the only one who was surprised that Australia competed in Physical Asia , right? Maybe I’m mistaken… or perhaps I’m just one of those people who’s never had a normal geography teacher. To describe my old geography teacher in one word?  A   Total nutjob. Luckily, I’ve got my wife — and Google Maps —

A couple of men have already sent me angry DMs.“How dare you talk about the James Bond movie Die Another Day  without mentioning the famous scene of Halle Berry walking out of the ocean?” Well, as a married man, I didn’t exactly dare to risk sleeping on the couch by photoshopping myself next to Halle Berry. Still, I couldn’t resist paying tribute to that iconic moment in my latest book — Cheaters Exposed! A story about cheating, celebrity scandals, seduction, spying, love, be

Is there a better way to end an evening than watching a James Bond classic?  Die Another Day  — already 23 years old, but timeless. What a great movie! Calling Madonna's soundtrack, which shares the same title, a personal inspirational banger would be an understatement. Alongside Tupac and 50 Cent, it easily earned a spot in my workout playlist. Is it too dark — or just way too early — to add it to my final (funeral) playlist? I mean, personally, I've never really been a fan

Breaking international news! My life just became easier. First, a bit of background: about 3.5 years ago, my girlfriend (now wife) and I moved from Amsterdam to Finland. Of course, our main reason was the fantastic weather … A great decision that turned into an incredible adventure. Anyone who’s ever migrated will agree — there are, of course, some downsides. Missing family? Sometimes, yes. By the way, we all agree on one thing we don’t  miss: de Nederlandse spoorwegdienstreg

After looking back at that moment — (retting) not running away with the €400,000 from the ABN AMRO vault — the idea for my first book, Financial Exchange , was born. Multiple characters came to mind, but which names would fit? There’s another reason why I am in name-picking mode. Last week, I got married! Yes — dreams come true. And I’m beyond proud that my wife now officially carries my last name. And before my parents (in-law) start jumping up and down — as they did during

Where do writing ideas come from? Childhood memories? A unique experience?  Old (scary) teachers who still haunt your dreams? A psychological thriller is the first genre that comes to mind. Inspiration from blockbuster movies? Songs that won’t leave your head? A stranger whose story left you speechless? Or just the urge to escape reality and build the world you always dreamed of? A combination might do it. Speaking of combinations — once, I was trusted with a very particula

Have you ever been asked your top 5 shows of all time? Which names immediately come to mind? With so many, it's hard not to leave out...